This chick would kick your ass.

Her name is Gina Carano. She is going to be featured on the undercard for an MMA primetime broadcast on CBS to be televised on May 31st, 2008. This begs the question of whether Carano is just a pretty face that MMA is using to promote the sport or is she getting the opportunity because of her fighting skill. The other two MMA female fighters that were interviewed for this piece seem to think that Carano is only getting the opportunity because she is attractive and the fact that she is already well-known because of her appearances on the new "American Gladiators," rather than her ability in the octagon. I for one think that it is completely appropriate for the MMA to showcase Carano because I'd rather see her pretty face on television than that toothless streetwalker interviewed in the video. However, like her father, I worry for Carano's pretty face and hope that she pursues other endeavors such as modeling. I look forward to voting for her in future hottest female athlete polls conducted by ESPN in conjunction with the Harris Poll. So, I plan to tune in on May 31 for Gina Carano and so should everyone else because the American public needs to see more of her, and if not her then because of Kimbo Slice. He too is on the bill for that evening and he is a flat-out beast who has appeared on many famous YouTube videos and other non-YouTube videos.

Charles Barkley playing "Where We At?"

It's really only necessary to watch the video from the 1:20-4:46 mark. It really is worth it to watch Charles Barkley try to figure out where these countries are located. At least he placed Congo and Sudan on the right continent. That had to have been a moral victory for Barkley, who is ridiculed by his colleagues on a regular basis. It was pretty inexcusable for Barkley to put Argentina near Thailand; that's just plain stupid. Also, it took him five seconds to realize what his home state looked like. And this is from the man who wants to run for Governor of Alabama someday. Anyways, it would be fantastic to see Charles Barkley on "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?" Someone really needs to make that happen.

Mission Statement

Welcome to the new Kabob Evans blog. No, you haven't stumbled across the website of the Arab version of Bob Evans, but nonetheless I invite you to stay. The purpose of this blog is to compete with the meekly blog that is Bihari Shabab. That blog tries to be hip and up-to-date, but really it is vomit-inducing. You see, the creator of Bihari Shabab, one Raheelium (pictured above), and I have had a long-standing feud, and we always get into fights, which usually end up in me getting in the fetal position and crying my eyes out because I don't feel loved enough, but that's besides the point. Every time I read one of his posts on that blog I cringe because they are so atrocious. I mean the man has daily updates about cricket, and last I checked cricket failed in the United States. There was some crappy league here, but obviously it folded. The man does not know funny, so trust me when I tell you to avoid his posts on that blog at all costs. Anyways, the point of this blog is to prove to Raheelium that I can be king in this here blogosphere, and also to humiliate him. Well, humiliation only some of the time. Other times really random stuff will be posted because this is an anything and everything blog. You can come here for your everyday needs. Also, you can expect to see a lot of "Inside the NBA"/endorphin-releasing YouTube video posts because those things deserve to be blogged about. So that's it. I want to thank you for your time, and I hope you frequent this blog often.