Mission Statement

Welcome to the new Kabob Evans blog. No, you haven't stumbled across the website of the Arab version of Bob Evans, but nonetheless I invite you to stay. The purpose of this blog is to compete with the meekly blog that is Bihari Shabab. That blog tries to be hip and up-to-date, but really it is vomit-inducing. You see, the creator of Bihari Shabab, one Raheelium (pictured above), and I have had a long-standing feud, and we always get into fights, which usually end up in me getting in the fetal position and crying my eyes out because I don't feel loved enough, but that's besides the point. Every time I read one of his posts on that blog I cringe because they are so atrocious. I mean the man has daily updates about cricket, and last I checked cricket failed in the United States. There was some crappy league here, but obviously it folded. The man does not know funny, so trust me when I tell you to avoid his posts on that blog at all costs. Anyways, the point of this blog is to prove to Raheelium that I can be king in this here blogosphere, and also to humiliate him. Well, humiliation only some of the time. Other times really random stuff will be posted because this is an anything and everything blog. You can come here for your everyday needs. Also, you can expect to see a lot of "Inside the NBA"/endorphin-releasing YouTube video posts because those things deserve to be blogged about. So that's it. I want to thank you for your time, and I hope you frequent this blog often.