Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Your Daily Streak for the Cash

[Ed. Note: I will be providing a daily picks list for espn.com's Streak for the Cash, which allows you to pick prop bets that have been posted on the game page found here for a chance to win $1 million. These picks are to be played on June 11, 2009 and you can only pick one matchup at a time, so you have to let the first matchup end before you can pick the next.]

PGA St. Jude (Memphis, TN): Which PLAYER will CARD a LOWER BACK NINE SCORE? (Holes 10-18)


8:27 AM

Golf
Phil Mickelson (USA)




Padraig Harrington (IRL)






Phil Mickelson will be playing with a heavy heart at the PGA tour event this week. Mickelson had suspended his golf playing indefinately after his wife had been diagnosed with breat cancer, and this is his first tour event since May presumably since it is sponsored by St. Jude, an organization that is very active in cancer research. I doubt that he has been practicing much and he is bound to be a little bit rusty and thus his first round score will not be very good. Look for Padraig Harrington to card a lower back nine score.

Who will WIN this Matchup?
4:35 PM

MLB
Cincinnati Reds (30-27) Owings


@ Washington Nationals (15-41) Lannan



The Washington Nationals are terrible. They just had the first pick in the MLB draft and are at risk of not being able to sign him because his price is too high. Enough said. The Cininnati Reds will win.



Who will WIN this Matchup? (Lakers Lead 2-1)
9:00 PM


NBA
Los Angeles Lakers (65-17)


@ Orlando Magic (59-23)

After the Lakers Game 3 defeat, I believe they will be ready and able to win Game 4 to take a 3-1 series lead. Even though the Magic shot an astounding 62.5% from the field and Kobe Bryant only made 3 of his final 15 shots, the Magic only won by 4 points. It is highly unlikely that those two events will occur again, and I'm willing to bet that Kobe will have a better finish to the game than start. Look for the the Lakers to win what will be a closely played game throughout, but one in which Kobe will inevitably take over in the end.
U.S. Win Streak: 0
U.S. Overall Record: 3-2

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Your Daily Streak for the Cash

[Ed. Note: I will be providing a daily picks list for espn.com's Streak for the Cash, which allows you to pick prop bets that have been posted on the game page found here for a chance to win $1 million. These picks are to be played on June 10, 2009 and you can only pick one matchup at a time, so you have to let the first matchup end before you can pick the next.]

World Cup Twenty 20 (Trent Bridge, Nottingham): Who will WIN this matchup?
8:00 AM

Cricket
Sri Lanka



West Indies














It's extremely exciting that Streak for the Cash allows me to pick winners of the Twenty20. I didn't even know that this World Cup was going on, but I'm here to give you expert analysis. Looking at the standings, West Indies and Sri Lanka have both played a match against Australia and they both won, which is surprising because I thought that the Aussies were a cricket powerhouse. The winner of this match will be the top team of Group C and I think that will be Sri Lanka because West Indies captain Chris Gayle, who put up 88 runs against Australia, is doubtful for the match because of a knee. Look for the Sri Lankans to take advantage of that injury and come out victorious against the West Indies.

World Cup Qualifying - UEFA (Norway @ Netherlands): How many TOTAL GOALS will be SCORED?
2:45 PM


Soccer
2 Goals or Fewer



3 Goals or More






Netherlands has already qualified for the 2010 World Cup and thus has nothing to play for, while Norway is not a very good team which is evidenced by their scoreless draw against Macedonia. Norway isn't going to be able to score any goals because Netherlands is just going to pack the zone defensively to not risk any of their players getting injured. Look for this to be a low scoring match, with only 2 or fewer goals being scored, possibly played to a draw.

MLB (Yankees @ Red Sox): Which COMBO will have MORE TOTAL BASES?
7:00 PM


MLB
Alex Rodriguez + Mark Teixeira (NYY)



Kevin Youkilis + Jason Bay (BOS)






Mark Teixeira has greatly benefited from the return of Alex Rodriguez to the Yankees lineup and has been on a hot streak as of late, while Jason Bay has been cold. Teixeira and Rodriguez are a prolific 3 and 4 in the batting order, but Youkilis and Bay are going up against starting pitcher Chien-Ming Wang who had an awful April and got demoted to the minor leagues before regaining his place as a starter earlier this month. Look for Wang to have a poor outing and for the Boston batters to take advantage.

Winning Streak: 1
Overall Record: 1-1

Monday, June 8, 2009

Your Daily Streak for the Cash

[Ed. Note: I will be providing a daily picks list for espn.com's Streak for the Cash, which allows you to pick prop bets that have been posted on the game page found here for a chance to win $1 million. These picks are to be played on June 9, 2009 and you can only pick one matchup at a time, so you have to let the first matchup end before you can pick the next.]

International Friendly (Cape Town, South Africa): What will be the match result?
11:15 AM

Soccer
Poland Win



Iraq Win or Draw





The Polish national team will win this international friendly against Iraq, in what is a tune-up for the Iraqi national team for next week's Confederations Cup in South Africa. I have no idea who plays for either squad, but I'm pretty sure Poland has better footballers and also Iraq hasn't played a match in almost three months while the Polish played an international friendly on Saturday. Look for Poland to have a multiple goal victory against Iraq.

Who will WIN this Matchup? (Red Wings Lead 3-2)
8:00 PM
NBC

NHL
Detroit Red Wings (51-21-10)


@ Pittsburgh Penguins (45-28-9)



The Pittsburgh Penguins will bounce back with a victory to force a Game 7 after they got shutout in Game 5 by the Red Wings, 5-0. So far in these Stanley Cup Finals the home team has won every game and look for that trend to continue. Expect big games out of Evgeni Malkin and Sidney Crosby, and for the Pens to have an easy victory.

Win Streak: 0
Overall Record: 0-0

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Jacques Rudolph Hates Birds



The above video is of Jacques Rudolph of some English County Cricket team killing a pigeon in cold blood. Really this clip just shows another way that Cricket is inferior to American sports. In cricket when you hit a bird the bird gets concussed and lazily falls to the ground (I will however give Mr. Rudolph props for picking up the pigeon afterwards. The English commentary is classy too, "a Patriot miss-aisle"). When you hit a bird in baseball the bird effing explodes. Below is the classic Randy Johnson clip.


Tuesday, June 2, 2009

NBA Finals Preview

What every player dreams of.

The NBA Finals kick off this week between the Lakers of Los Angeles and Magic of Orlando. Personally I'm thrilled by the match up because after the Rockets were eliminated I really didn't have any rooting interests. Well, I hate Kobe and the Lakers but other than that I'm completely unbiased. Also, some could say I'm in love with Lebron but love is such a strong word, I prefer "like." I'm in like with Lebron.

Anyways, the finals are upon us again and after a memorable playoffs I'm excited for the finals because it could be one for the ages! or at least better than last year's, which I don't really remember. What I'm going to do here is break down the position battles and then give you an X-factor for each team then I'll give you my prediction and you will value all of this information because I'm the resident basketball expert and I've had quite a storied career myself. I carried my intramural team to some impressive (moral) victories. On to the analysis!

The Point Guard Battle-
Los Angeles has three pointguards in Derek Fisher, Jordan Farmar, and Shannon Brown that when put together create a passable all star reserve. Meanwhile, Orlando has Rafer "Skip To My Lou" Alston, Anthony Johnson, and perhaps Jameer Nelson if he is cleared to play by the NBA. Rafer is too quick for Derek Fisher but if Jordan Farmar and Shannon Brown show up they might be able to neutralize him, also, he makes some terrible decisions but he can put the ball in the basket and throws a mean alleyoop. Really, neither team's pointguards have to run their respective teams, if Fisher can hit his shots, Brown can penetrate, and Farmar can not be a useless piece of crap then the Lakers will win. Rafer can score but makes stupid decisions, Anthony Johnson is washed up but he can still shoot, and Jameer's return won't be as important as it seems, he hasn't played since before the All-Star break but maybe that doesn't really matter since all he has to do is throw alleys to Dwight Howard.

Edge- Lakers (I have a feeling D-Fish will show up)

The Shooting Guard Battle-

Kobe Bryant vs Courtney Lee, Michael Pietrus, and J.J. Reddick....yeah, um Kobe is going to get his, especially since this may very well be his best chance at his first post-Shaq title. Courtney Lee however has been absolutely nuts this playoffs and is a very good defender. Pietrus is another really good defender and they're going to make Kobe work for his points, but Kobe will get them. Lee and Pietrus have to hit their shots to make Kobe play tight defense on him and tire him out, they also have to make Kobe drive to the basket, that could be the difference in a long series. J.J. Reddick has to stay on the bench and cheer as hard as he can for his teammates.

Edge-Lakers

The Small Forward Battle-

Hedo Turkoglu vs Trevor Ariza. This is an intriguing matchup because Ariza is slowly becoming an impressive wing player, however he's too small to defend against the smarter and bigger Michael Jordan of Turkey. The key in this matchup is Turkoglu's defense; Ariza can catch fire in a hurry and shoot the three ball. Turkoglu has to make sure that Ariza doesn't score over 18 points. When Ariza scores 20 points or more the Lakers are 14-2 in the playoffs (that's probably not true, I just made it up).

Edge-Magic

The Power Forward Battle-

Rashard Lewis vs Lamar Odom. Probably the closest position battle in this series. Both players are similar in that they can face up, are tall, athletic, and can play at the perimeter. Rashard Lewis is a better shooter and more consistent while Lamar Odom is stronger but has been hampered with a back bruise for quite some time now. When Odom's not in the game Lewis has to take over and he will play more minutes than Odom. Probably.

Edge-Magic

The Center Battle-

Dwight Howard and the Polish Hammer vs Pau Gasol and Andrew Bynum. This is closer than it seems. Gortat isn't very good, but he's passable and right now the same can be said of Bynum because to be honest I don't see that much in him. Pau Gasol is a good starting center but the athletic advantage he has over most centers is negated against Howard. He's also not strong enough to muscle Howard out of the paint so expect a big series from Dwight. But, I'm still not sold on Howard as the next great center. A big game from Howard doesn't guarantee a victory in the same was a big game from Duncan or Shaq does. Plus Howard has absolutely no post game other than jump as high as humanely possible and dunk it. If he had a reliable 8 footer or some ball handling he could be unstoppable, until then he's not the next Hakeem.

Edge-Magic
The X-Factor-
The referees. Easily the most important subplot throughout the entire playoffs, the refereeing in these games has been atrocious. The officials aren't letting the players play the game, instead they're trying to make the players be as passionless as possible. A hard foul is automatically a flagrant, a shoving match is automatically a technical. Let the game be played the way it should be. It's not bad enough that the refs over react but they are also inconsistent and don't call the game the same way throughout all four quarters. I really can't remember this many games being decided by so many bad calls and non-calls. I really can't predict which way the refereeing will go but I expect it'll effect the Magic more than the Lakers. If Dwight gets the calls he'll have to hit his free throws like he did against Cleveland. If he doesn't get the calls Gortat will have to play big minutes or the Magic will have to go small. Either way I see a bunch of technicals getting thrown thanks to Dwight's Mutombo-esque propensity for throwing around his elbows and complaining coaches. Perhaps a few flagrants as well which will later be downgraded to nothing.

Well, that was an exciting waste of my time and yours...Let's have a good finals shall we?

Monday, June 1, 2009

Welcome Back, America

Kabob Evans, now endorsed by President Obama.

Hello there. I know that it has been 11 months since I left the sports blogging industry, but I'm back and fully committed. It is now June 2009 and there isn't a better time to bring this blog back into fruition with the NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Finals going on. Speaking of which, it's the Los Angeles Lakers versus the Orlando Magic in the NBA Finals. Insane! Everyone had basically handed the Finals trophy to the Cleveland Caveliers, but the Magic proved they are for real by taking the Cavs out in six, and now look for them to give Kobe and the gang a run for their money in the finals (more on that later). Back with me is the one and only KillaFam, who promises to bring hot hot fire multiple times per week. We have some exciting posts lined up and also daily Streak for the Cash picks which can be played on ESPN.com. Restarting this blog is going to be a good way for me to get through the summer days, and hopefully I'll be able to keep it up after that. So, please visit this site at least once a day so that you can keep up around the water cooler.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Good Night, and Good Luck.

This is my goodbye to all Kabob Evans readers. I think this will be my last post for the blog because, quite frankly, I'm over it. It was a fun two weeks of blogging, that suppressed some boredom, but at this time I'm extremely busy and I do not have availability to a computer at my jobs. This blog might have lived if my supposed partner, KillaFam, had put in some work, but I don't really blame him because he had other, much bigger blogging opportunities. In all honesty, I'm actually looking for a promotion of sorts, a potential internship at the superpower that is BihariShabab. I know that goes against the primary nature of this blog, but that is a better opportunity because I will not be depended on to blog daily. Trying to update this blog daily became a real hassle and I couldn't handle it. So, this is goodbye for now but, who knows I may make a triumphant return to this blog sometime in the future. One more note: even though this is presumably my last post, there is no need to worry about the great name Kabob Evans because it lives on as my PlayStation 3 online username: kabob_evans.