[Ed. Note: I was originally given this idea like 3 weeks ago, but I am just now getting around to it. It probably is already too late for me to post this, but screw it I have to keep this feud going. And like I said, this builds momentum.]Last night, outside of her home in Paterson, New Jersey a peeping tom was seen. I was able to attain the brief from a source inside the police department, and the perpetrator was none other than notorious sexual deviant Raheelium.
Brief Details:
"Yesterday at approximately 11:00 p.m., Ms. Carson heard a noise outside of her bedroom window. As she looked out the window, she saw a brown male, wearing only what she described as an extremely large Rutgers sweatshirt, running from the yard. Subsequent investigation by officers revealed that lawn furniture had been stacked in front of the window. The suspect then stood on the furniture to reach the window. Additional information received by the officers revealed the suspect to be Raheelium of Kenvil, New Jersey. As of now, officers are in search of the suspect."
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